The Little Rat That Could

The focus of the apartment has shifted from looking sexy naked to the annihilation of a rat. In case you haven't heard, due to Ron's cookies and Jason's socks, a rat has become our 5th roommate. I named it R-Minny, in honor of pastor min.

Last night, R-Minny dragged the trap from the kitchen counter all the way to our dining table. A good distance of 25 feet plus a 4 foot freefall. It is toying with us, mocking us, foreplaying with us... kinda like girls, except it probably won't break our hearts. Btw... fuck you Sharon! Go to Hell!

We will keep you posted!

JZ

Today is Thomas Lee's Birthday! Happy Birthday Tom!

If you see him, make him dance til he's in his birthday suit!

MMMMMMBOP!!!!!

Here it comes.  Two Birthdays.  One Big Event.  One really skeeted week.  Let's start with the bad and end with the good.  This week is just skeet with exams on birthdays, ridiculous 20 hour homeworks, gay classes, and MORE.  Now the good news, this apartment's got two birthdays comin up!!!  April 11th for JZ (Lil Jon) and April 14th for Tom Lee (Hot Sizzle).  Wish us both a Happy Birthday which means get us a lot presents cuz we're greedy like that.  YEEEEEEEAH.  WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!  OOOOOKAAAAAAY!!!  Both me and Johnny will be 22 which means we can now do what we did when we were 21 but we're 22 now. 

Now for the "one big event", Apartment 606 and Apartment A2 gon' have a party goings on.  It's the BIG 606 PARTY!!!  We figured we didn't have one last semester so we might as well make this one twice as good.  Now, I hear that there is competition from other parties who think they can stand up to the 606er beast this comin up weekend but I guarantee you that ours will have the doodz in the base.  Plus, if you go to those other parties, we'll hate you for life.  True.  Let's see, we got ourselves a live DJ and we gonna be providing cheap drinks that will keep you going til 6 in the mo'nin'.  I really hope to see lotsa people there cuz this is the last 606 party ever.  It's been a lot of fun helpin' throw 'em in the past and hopefully a lot of the past 606ers can be there cuz it would be a great ending to our college days.  The link below has all the info you'll need to get there, stay there, and live there.  Peace all. 

http://606.home.insightbb.com/party.html

Who's nipple is this??? Don't worry, it's a dude's!